This is why Gujarati's are adorable.

For rest of the world V/S For Gujarati's

Zero: Jheero
Tuition: toosan
Towel: Tooval
Station: Tason
Main: Man
Office: Hoffis
Program: Pogram
Risk: Riks
Special: Pecial
Friends: Friendo
Four: Phor
Fast: Phaas.. and in some cases Phaasam Phas!
Driver: Diver
Batsman: Best Man
Bicep: Bishep
Alarm: Alaraam
Shoes: Shooj